Friday, 21 May 2004

• The Dachshund Philosophy
• If I like it, it's mine.
• If I think I might like it, it's mine.
• If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
• If it was ever in my mouth, it's mine.
• If I can take it from you, it's mine.
• If you take it from me, it's still mine.
• If I had it for a little while ago, it's mine.
• If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
• If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
• If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
• If I saw it first, it's mine.
• If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
• Everything I've ever laid eyes or teeth upon is mine...including you!
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